funniest knock knock joke

What is the funniest knock knock joke?

The School of Hard Knock Knocks has some of the funniest Australian stand-up comedians who coach our comedy courses. Yet ironically these comedy legends are not experts in writing knock knock jokes. Not that we teach them – they are more suitable as ‘Dad Jokes’. That being said, the School of Hard Knock Knocks is often asked, “what IS the funniest knock knock joke?”, and so, to put the matter at rest, we’ve decided to ask the comedy community for their input and votes.

Vote up (or down) the funniest knock knock joke below. Better still, add your own!

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    Isobel
    4 weeks agoopen
    Isobel who? Is a bell no working?! Been at this door for ages!
  • 9
    Daisy
    4 weeks agoopen
    Who’s there? Daisy. Daisy who? ~DAISY ME ROLLIN’.... They hatin’...~
  • 5
    Whos there
    4 weeks agoopen
    knock knock WHOs there? Yes World Health Organisation here Yes World Health Organisation WHO? Yes thats right.
  • 4
    Cow
    4 weeks agoopen
    Knock know? Who’s there? Interrupting cow Interup... Mooooooo!!!!
  • 4
    Europe
    3 weeks agoopen
    Knock knock Who’s there Europe Europe who? No... you’re a poo
  • 3
    Stan
    4 weeks agoopen
    Knock knock. Whose there? Stan. Stan who? Stand aside I’m coming through!
  • 2
    Fruit salad
    3 weeks agoopen
    Knock knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. (Sigh) Banana who? Knock knock Who’s effing there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again? I’ll l... Read more...
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    Seinfeld
    3 weeks agoopen
    Knock Knock Who’s there? Seinfeld Seinfeld who? Seinfeld up ya Mum! (I suck at this game)
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